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Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”

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Kabhi insan galat ya sahi nahi hota,
waqt use galt ya sahi banata he,
koi dekhta he kichad me kamal
aur kisi ko chand me b dag najar ata…
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Mera NaaM BoL Ke
Soya Karo
Khidki KhoL Takia Mod Ke
Soya Karo

HuM B Aayege TuMhare
KhayaLo Me
IsLiye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke
Soya Karo
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Hum ho gaye fana mohabat k is zamane me
Saja k tor pe mili maut paimane me
Mohabat ne nakam kar diya
Warna khubiyaan aur b thi iss diwane me
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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne New SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta..
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Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo
Aur Na Tadpao
Ab To Bata Do
Aur Na Sharmao
Arre Bol Bhi Do
Ki
Aap
Humse
Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me
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Santa’s Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai ..
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Aankho se bahe jai woh Moti kehlate hain,
Khushi ke hote hai to gam ke woh moti.

Zindagi me humare chahne na chahne se kya hota hai,
hota wahi hai jo kismat me likha hota hai.
ye baat alag hai ke hum apne haath se
apni mehanat se usse jine ki wajah,
ya sahara banasakte hai .

Heena ,maa baap ki ankho ka tara hai
jo aaj kisi ke ghar ki zinat baane jarahi thi.
Apne dil ke tokde ko khushi kisi bida karan
Kitna mushkil hota hai haar maa,baap ,bhai bahen ke liye
Apne sath najane kitni sari yaade chud jati hai
To kitni sarai yaade dejati hai.
&nkisi ke chale jane se
Yaad aati hai
Heena ki ankhe naam thi apno se bichdne ka gam tha
un me na chahte huwe bhi aanss bahe jarahe the.
Zindagi ki sab se badi khushi mili iss baat ko jante huwe bhi
Ankhe naam thi.woh the aansu.jo bahe ja rahe the.

Nai naweli dulhan,gaheri khubsurta ankhe,gulab ki pankdiyu ki tarha hoti,kayam dhati muskan.Jo dekhe to bass dekha hi rahejaye.
Gazab ka hussn paya tha Heena ne.
Mudikahi me log tarfi karte nahi thak rahe the
Har kisi ke alfaz yahi the ke Asif ,”bahot khush kissmat hai
Jo chanda jaisi biwi mili.”

Kya wakai me Asif lucky hai?
Heena kya sach me itni Khubsurat hai ke kismat ko uss par gurror ho
ke Khuda ne uss ko iss kadar khubsurat banaya?
Jitni Khubsurat woh hai kya utni hi khubsurat uss ki kiss mat hai?
Kissmat ke naam ko to sab jaante hai lekin,

Kissmat me kya likha hai Allah Jaanta hai.

Ghughat ko jaise hi Asif ne uthaya
Uss ke muh se ye hi nikl pada Mashallah ,
Allah aap ko nazre bad se humesha bachaye rakhe ,
Duniya ki sari khushiya aap ko mile[ameen]
baato hi baato me raat kab guzar gai pata hi nahi chala.
Heena ko gulab behad passand the iss liye Asif chate the
ke woh valime[reception] ka sara hall gulab ke pholo se sajaye .

Heena ,”aaj hum aap ke liye kuch karna chate hai ,
I have one surprise for you jaan.
Aap jaab dekhoge to bass dekhte hi reh jaoge
dekhiyega. aap zindagi me kabhi nahi bhul paoge ”
Heena: par kya bataiye to zara…
Asif : abhi nahi.intezar kariye ga aap humara .
ye keh kar Asif chale gaye. Aur jaab woh se lote to
Heen sach me Heen bilkul surprise ho gai
Iss kadar ke uss se kuch kehte hi nahi baan raha tha
nahi kuch karte. bass tak taki lagaye thi Heena.

se jaana chate hai ,
kya aap kisi ladki ka husband ke marjane se
us ki zindagi ruk jati hai,?
kya samaj me uss ko jine ka haakh nahi hai?
Aur kya hum pade likje hone ke nate
Kya iss samaj ko badalne ki takat nahi rakhte.
Dosto koi galt kaam kare uss se pahele uss ko rukdo.
Pyar se pyar baate chaliye dekhiye
zindagi me behad khushiya milegi.
Dil ko jo sukun milega woh unmol hota hai.
Aisa koi kaam karo jo insaniyat kahelaye
aur Allah Tallah bhi aap se razi ho jaye.
Zindagi me socha bhi nahi hoga ke kabhi aisa bhi waqt aayega ,
Bhai apni bahen ko pagh phere ke liye lene aarahe the
bahot khush ke aaj bahen kitni khush hogi
uss ki muskan par to duniya kurban kardo..
Lekin ye kya HeenA aise kyu baithi hai ,Allah!
ye sab kaise aur kab huwa .
ye kaise ya mere Parwar digar meri bahen.
Apni bahen ko sine se laga liya.
HeenA muh se to kuch nahi bol pa rahi thi
Lekin aankho se uss ke bahe ja rahe the Aansu bass Anssu.
Kya khushiyo aati hai to sath pane gaam bhi le aati hai kya?
khushi theek se mahesus bhi nahi ki theek se
to gam ki andheri raat chagai.
Saaz aur singar utardiya gaya.
Chudiya jo pyar se pahenai thi kal aaj unhe tod diya ja raha tha,
Gahene jo uss ki khubsurti badha rahe the nikal diye jarahe the.
Kal hi ek nai zindagi ki shurwat ki thi ,
To aaj se nai zindagi ki shurawat karni hogi
kal tak sirf khushisy hi khshiya dikhai de rahi thi
To aaj se sirf andhera hi andhera…

Khubsurti ki tarif karte nahi thak rahi thi jin logo ki zaabn.
Aaj uss ko bhala bura keh rahi hai.
Kya iss me Heena ka koi kasur hai?
kya uss ko iss tarah ke tane sunte huwe jina hoga?
Yaa gaam badjane par taklif bardash nahone ki surat me
Apne aap ko taklif pahochale ?
jaan de de woh apne?
Husband ,shohar ,pati ,ya life patner sath na hoto
Us ladki ki zindagi behad muskil se guzarti hai .
Ache log jitne nahi hai jitne ke buri niyyat wale
Apni nazre jamaye hi baithe hai .
Acha to nahi karege lekin ungliya 100 ki uthegi.
uss ko iss kadar majbur kardete hai
ke woh zindagi se haar jaye apni jaan dede.
Dosto story yaha khatam nahi hoti iss story ko
aap jaise hum jaise log hi aage bada sakte hai
Uss ko jine ka maksad de sakte hai
Hum aap sab se yahi kehna chate hai..
Allah Tallah ne khubsurat zindagi hume ata ki hai.
Iss me kisi ke gaam ko kaise kaam kare.
Ye soche kisis ko kaise khushi de .
Dusro ko khushi dene me behad sukun milta hai.
Aur Allah bhi Khush hota .
Aap logo ko ye story kaisi lagi hume bataiyega
hume aap ke repaly ka intezar rahe ga
Henna ke life me kya huwa
hum aap logo ko jald hi batayege.

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“AABAD RAHO”

Acha hai !
Tum Apney Ghar Aabad raho
Sukhi Raho, Dil Shad raho

Wo jo ek Bandhan bandha tha
Piyar ka Tum ne
Us ka kuch mat Khayal karo
Aazad ho Tum
Aazad Raho

Hum to Duaa kartey they so
kartey hi Rahaingey
Jub tak bhi ab Yaad raho

” Aabad Reho”

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Dear friends,

There is a small story behind this shayari of Maa. I just felt like sharing with you all. As you all know i like to write shayari & my mom likes the way i express my words.
Once day she asked me: “Sayeeda, you write nice shayaris on almost every topic. Have u ever thought of writing about me? about Maa?”, I was speechless & promised her to write something of my own for her. At the begining i couldn’t generate words, I was simply lost, I didn’t know how & where to start from. Than I thought of an alternative name for the word Maa. What could it be? At last I realised its “Thanda Saya” & the rest (World) is “Dhoop”. From here I tried to make my words & it went on on & on. After I finished I got the best 3 gifts in this world. Tears of happiness, a kiss & a warm hug of my mom . I love you mom

MAA

Zindagi ki tapti dhoop mai ek thanda saya paya hai mai ne
Jab kholi aankh to apni maa ko muskorata howa paya hai mai ne

Jab bhi maa ka naam liya,
Os ka beshomaar pyar paya hai mai ne

Jab koi dard mehsoos howa, jab koi mushkil aayi
Apne pehlo mai apni maa ko paya hai mai ne

Jaagti rahi who raat bhar mere liye
Jaane kitni raatein, osay jagaya hai mai ne

Zindagi ke har moadh(mor) par, jab howi gumrah mai
Iski hidaayat par, pakarli seedhi raah mai ne

Jis ki dua se har moseebat loat jaye,
Aisa farishta paya hai mai ne

Meri har fiker ko janne wali,
Mere jazbaaton ko pehcanne wali,
Aisi hasti payi hai mai ne

Meri zindagi sirf meri maa hai,
Isi ke liye to,
Is zindagi ki shama jala rakkhi hai mai ne

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Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use

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Apno se juda kar deti hai,
Aakhon mein paani bhar deti hai,
Kitni shikayat hai zindgi se.
Phir bhi iska aitbaar hai,
Phir bhi iska intzaar hai,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Kabhi khushiyon ka mela lagta hai,
Kabhi har koi akela lagta hai.
Kabhi humpe karam pharmati hai,
Kabhi humse nazar churati hai.
Palkon se isko chakhte hain,
Isey pass hi apne rakhte hain,
Itni nazakat hai zindgi se,
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Humko adaayein dikhati hai ye,
Jeena bhi humko sikhati hai ye.
Kabhi paas hai to kabhi door hai,
Ye zindgi bhi badi mashhoor hai.
Kabhi karti hai aankh micholi,
kabhi sajaye sapno ki doli,
Itni shararat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Door ye ho to ghum hota hai,
Pass ho to iska karam hota hai.
Khud apni marzi se chalti hai,
Suraj ki tarah se ye dhalti hai.
Isey jab bhi hum dekhte hain,
Mann hi mann ye sochte hain,
Kitni hifazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.
Aansu bhi ho to pee lete hain,
Pal do pal khushi se jee lete hain.
Har pal humko nahi hai roka,
Thoda humko bhi deti mouka.
Zindgi gujar jaaye taqraar mein,
Chahe gujar jaaye ye pyaar mein,
Itni izazat hai zindgi se.
Humko mohabbat hai zindgi se.

With Warm Regards

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Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…

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Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte
Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte
Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir
Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte
Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar
Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte
Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe
Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte
Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein
Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte

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Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne
Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne
Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse
Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse
Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh
Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse
Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke
Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke
Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi
Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke…

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Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..

Kehtey the kuch suntey the;
Hum phul wafa k chumtey the.
Kabhi hastey the kabhi rotey the,
Hum Yaar juda jab hotey the,
Hume sab kuch acha lagta tha,
Afsana sacha lagta tha,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.

Tanhai me jab miltey the,
Dil me hulchul si hoty thi;
Hum dono jagtey rehtey the.
Jab sari duniya soty thi,
Jab yaad tumhari aaty thi,
chahat k nagme gatey the,
bechain deewani dhadkan ko.
Behlatey the samjatey the,
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jab hum pagal pagal phirtey the…

Ek duje pe martety the,
Hum pyar ki baaten karten the,
Khabo me khoye rehtey the,
Baho me soye rehtey the
Hum ashiq the deewane the
Is duniya se beghane tha
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the.
Yeh un dino ki baat hey,
Jiab hum pagal pagal phirtey the..
Phirtey the phirtey the…